I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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