I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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