Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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