So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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