Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Fuck appropriateness.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
