do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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