I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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