super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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