I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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