Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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