Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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