its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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