what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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