rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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