you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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