these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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