just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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