Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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