Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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