i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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