Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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