better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
