idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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