I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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