guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
do herpes really smell.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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