haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I think people are normalizing furries
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
