Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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