I hate your face
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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