he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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