at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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