Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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