hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
plz talk dirty to me
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
