He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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