Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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