So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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