i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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