it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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