you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
