I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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