Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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