I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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