just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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