At least make sure they are 18
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love makes seman taste better
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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