We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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