talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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