do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
