About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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