Sry I called you an 8
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Randomize
