I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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