you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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