my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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