were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
you inspire me to be a worse person
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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