No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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