I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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