I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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