Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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