You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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