dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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